Tuesday, March 2, 2010

futurama mama llama pajama farmer

Future plots

Sometimes I focus so much on the future I can't see the present, and that is clearly a problem.

But anyway, I made my first paper crane.

The future:

I'm going to make a movie list of all the movies I like and put it on my blog
I'm going to own a billiards hall on a corner and name it Corner Pocket
I'm going to make a folk band called Grindle or something cuter like...Rose Hip Breakers...we'll see

I am going to make a band though
And I'll go on Liberty Idol and they'll hate the noodles out of me
fo'shame
I'm going to go to college
.....f******cking physics
curse you Newton! GLACKIFUNCKJUICE

maybe the future is a folly

my band's first song: Evolution, Maybe?

I found a Dinosaur today
maybe it tried to run away
a million years ago
oh no no
The asteroid it came to stay
it blacked out the whole darn day
no Dinosaurs came home
oh no no
Ex-Stink-tion sucks
but I guess we have our pluck
existentialism blows
oh no no
Humans now rule the Earth
With our large bursting girths
we will never go
oh no no
No-o-oh

I'm going to make it a life goal to make the best key lime pie ever.

I think I'll win.

Oh, I also want to go to college.
But, where?

Food stuffs for my mind meat.