I'm Melting!

Wrapping holiday presents late at night makes me feel elfish.

"And then I just showed up, they were all standing there plastered, the music was terrible. So I dropped trow and ran through yelling 'I've got the GreeeeeeeeEEeeen BeaaaAAAnnnnn Casseroollllllleeeeee!!' and they were staring at that, and it was green. Hopefully they will now appreciate the Holiday dinner party."

So far, I got The Graduate! and Henna for Christmas so I can go about crossing them off my list. However, my good will toward men is slowly degenerating.

"It's like I was playing some kind of game, but the rules don't make any sense to me. They're being made up by all the wrong people. I mean no one makes them up. They seem to make themselves up."

Sincerely,
College