"Don't do anything risky"

Chris Brown!

This blog goes out to my besty for L1FE, Chris. I think you might be 8 years old now. And you're my cross country coaches' son. You'll probably grow up to be a terrorist. When you steal my frisbee and throw it at people, hard, it only makes us better friends. And when you say my name with your definitive lisp that they will have to correct through your whole elementary school career it makes me feel bad for you. So here's to you, spiderman. May you be climbing walls and jumping fences and running around like your pants have been set on fire by 3 hobos that just ain't got no fire wood. I raise my glass. Best fwennnndddsss. No seriously, my name is Kate, not Katie.

Gak!