Exceedingly long title, but such a beautiful line.
Eh, eh. Being sneaky lately. Like noticing my sister's morose aura at having broken up with her 30 year old pet monkey, or, boyfriend, as he was so lovingly called. He had a five-o-clock shadow er'day, and I mean I was like "what the hell you always got to be sitting on my coach making my sister feel all loved and shit, dayyyuuummm." But love never lasts, now does it?
But let me explain about the stickers.
You see, me madre is in this Master's Program through the fine institute of ODU, which I don't actually know is fine, but they do have this fountain, which raises them up on my college application a notch. 1 or 2, actually. So, she's getting this cute little teaching degree and the teacher assigns this do-good experimental "stickers" where if we say nice things to family members like, 'nice shoes' or, 'you aren't a bitch today, it's awesome" then we get rewards! Like ponies! And carrion! And beer!
But no, we ACTUALLY have to do nice things, so that we ACTUALLY have to hang out as a family. Which is ACTUALLY always unpleasent and always ends with the oh-so-famous line (and my personal favorite)--
"Why did you have to ruin this?"
(Due to my character: a bit harsh, with overtones of sarcasm and hints of "I don't give a fuck"-especially in my earlier Kaiser Chiefs period I almost always earned this line at the end of every "trip" together (and can't you see, it makes me glow with pride))
Anyway, listening to the Pocahontas soundtrack so my running mellow isn't harshed.Peace.
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