How to be dramatic; a movie dialogue.

There are two dirty teenagers in a parking lot. Sitting along the bumper of a Gremlin. It is August. They just drank down three 2 liter bottles of generic Mountain Dew in 2.5 minutes. They are considering puking, but have decided against it, instead....

Stew: "Hey Flo, it's really hot outside in the parking lot."

Flo: "Yeah, it's August."

Stew: (heavy sigh flutters his trash stash) (then grabs stomach) Ouch, I'm going to need some pink before I puke on the Gremlin. (Falls to knees) Why did we drink it that fast, why'd you have to dare me!? Owwwaaaaooooo (makes a face)

Flo: "Shut it Annie, we both know that if we drank it at a reasonable pace we would have just had to buy more later. Now we'll be so sick all day. Win, win situation."

Stew: "Damn innovator."

Flo: "I just saved you some money, now get up and respect yourself before I go find you a women's speed stick."

Stew: "Be nice, my bowels are going down Niagra right now."

Flo: "Eww. How much longer do we have to stay here? I think I'm getting a bit red."

Stew: "Hehehe all that nice ginger blood. You're going to be crispy by the time we get out of here. I don't plan on leaving."

Flo: "Why did you bring me? My stomach is knifing...owwww."

Stew: "Owwwwwwwwwwwww"

Flo: "Owwwwwwwwwwww"

Stew: "Arrrrrrrrrrr"

Flo: "Harken!"

Stew: "Whaaaaat?"

Flo: "Over there by the blue Subaru!"

Stew "What is THAT!?"

Flo: " A miracle..."

~To be continued~