List #3

10 reasons why my dog is the most amazing dog, and trumps your dog:

1. She is pretty, she has a pretty name, and the softest coat of luscious lovely blonde dog hair that is velveteen and soft a wuvable

2. Not only does she appreciate the little things, like having people scratch her ass, but she also eats icicles! ICICLES! She eats them with me, she is cool...

3. She is a magic circus dog who catches marshmallows when you throw them to her. Buhaaa.

4. Because she is magic, she can also talk, unlike human babies, making her more important than offspring!

5. She is humongous, she is as tall as my hip and weighs almost 90 lbs. And she is only 2.

6. Not only is she is a man magnet, she is also an attention whore.

7. She allows the kittehs to sleep with her.

8. She is the best puddle jumping companion.

9. When I'm sick, she sneaks (which is hard for a girl her size) andcurls up chipmunk style with me.

10. She has mastered the "come and get me" look. Especially when she is carrying something dead. Mmmmm.