Take a bite out of life.

Touch your lips,

then stop

Then do it again.

Texts I send
Chat I write
Words I speak
in a day:

"They have ultra sharp teeth to bite your earses off"

"Your face makes me angry"

"Is there anything sexier than a ginger fro??"

"He's never going to cut his hair, and so you'll never kiss him. Good luck on having children NOW."

"Give me my rootbeer before I reach for your crotch!!" (To my sister)

"Kenya is the same as Ethiopia"

"I want Jack White to be my friend"

"Papau New Guineau smells sooooo good"

"MERRR"

"You want to make love ice tea?"

"Shorter dresses mean easy access...just saying"

"When you were dancing you moved your arms"

"I wouldn't kill you, just throw angry cats at you"

"learn about races and their food likes, so that way you can exploit them."

"I realize that that ....... ohmygod, man walking cats!"

"I forgot to tell you, but today a ginger ate my homework"































mmmm life is tasty