I Missed You!

"Wow, you were growing older out there, look at your skin, you so tan gurrlll."
"Blog, I'm sorry to have neglected you!"
"Fuck you, did you go spelunking!?"
"...No."
"Then you have failed me and every word you type, we are now going to grow as limp as a clock in a Salvador Dali painting and fall off the page as you type... OOOOoooOOo nooOOO slipping. Now if your going to put down elephant shit poems you have to go eat worms off of Billy Idol's face to earn our trust back, the trust that you won't leave us so lonely and cold out where creepy old men can read your thoughts and actions...."
"I'm sorry! I thought about you when I was driving my car around with children under 16 in the back seat!"
"Not hard enough! Think harder! Let me see your toilet face!"
"I don't do any...."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!"
"Ehr?"

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