has its exceptional qualities.
If you are short, you can easily morph into BACKPACK MAN.
(is where you just run into a group of preferably friendly people and jump on their back like a backpack yelling 'backpack man!')
If you're short you could be a Hobbit in the new Hobbit movie!
If you're short you could fight a bear by just running around his feet in constant circles until he becomes dizzy and staggers over a strategically placed cliff.
If you're short you can still fit into refrigerator boxes all the way and then just pop out and scare unknowing passers-by.
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I almost wish I was still short having read this. Almost...almost.
ReplyDeleteAnother benefit of being short: when the world's rotation begins to erratically accelerate out of control (as we all know it will) short people will be less likely to fly off the surface of the Earth into the cold, dead vacuum of space. Thanks physics!