God I hate Knick Knacks! Even the word, it's like it gets stuck in your teeth on the way out, like a seed and you spit it out. I JUST WANT TO SMASH ALL CUTE LITTLE ITTY BITTY ANIMAL FIGURINES. Just split 'em to bits.
Anyway.
It's the Eve of the Eve of Christmas. You know those movies about the insane relatives that come to your house and tell really embarrassing stories about how one parent or another almost drowned when they were four. Surprise! "So if that had happened, you would never have been born Kate." It's good to know that at least some of Hollywood is based on fact.
But to all, I'd like to wish a Merry Christmas. And to all that don't, Happy Holidays. And to all that don't acknowledge, Happy Winter Break/ Paid Holiday. And who all that... BA HUMBUG!
Wear flannel, snuggle lots, watch Elf on AMC, and go decorate a tiny sapling with one huge red ornament.
And listen--
I love you.
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